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November 27, 2007Porn Tastes Good is now good for your health, according to a new study.
O.K., now do your excercises. Scroll back up there and stare at her boobies for 10 minutes! ***** The folks here at Porn Tastes Good are in no way shape or form endorsing Hillary Clinton for president, but we do like her taste in interns better than her husband's. Nice Nips!
***** Have you ever chatted with a Cam Girl? It's lots of fun, and unlike visiting a strip club, you can feel free to unzip your pants and do whatever the hell you want! I like telling them to stick their finger in their cunt and then take the finger out and lick it, but I'm sure you can imagine your own scenario.
November 25, 2007
***** I found some nice Girls Gone Wild video galleries. The first three are videos of a sex position contest filmed during Spring Break somewhere in Florida. Damn, how come I never see these things when I'm in Florida?
Visit Girls Gone Wild today to see lots of hot tits and ass! They do way nmore than flash on the members site, there is some pretty hardcore stuff there. ***** Here is a link to the scene in 9 and 1/2 weeks with Mickey Rourke seducing Kim Basinger with all kinds of food.Food as foreplay...fits nicely on a site called Porn Tastes Good! It starts off a little slow, just forward to about the second minute, it gets real hot. 9 1/2 weeks food seduction scene *****
November 22, 2007Happy Thanksgiving! So you're one of those people who visit porn sites on holidays...welcome to the club!
A list of things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving but aren't: Talk about a huge breast! Tying the legs together keeps the insides moist. It's Cool Whip time! If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! Whew, that's one terrifc spread! I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. Are you ready for seconds yet? It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? Just wait your turn, you'll get some! Don't play with your meat. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. Do you really think you'll be able to handle all those people at once? You still have a little bit on your chin. Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! How long will it take for you to stick it in? You'll know it's ready when it pops up. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! How many are coming? That's the biggest one I've ever seen! How long do I beat it before it's ready? Just lay back and take it easy...I'll do the rest. ***** What are you thankful for this Thanksgiving? I am thankful that there is a lot of high quality footage of attractive 18-year-olds masturbating and engaging in lesbian sex! Welcome to IN Focus Girls. Check out these free high quality video galleries, each one has 3 or 4 30 second previews.
What are you waiting for? You know you want to see the full length versions of all these vids plus 1000s more...sign up for a membership already! In Focus Girls. ***** ADVERTISEMENT
November 20, 2007
A website dedicated entirely to NAKED PROTESTERS? I'm so there. Down with Bush! No More War! Who the fuck cares what they are saying...they're NAKED! ***** Here are an insane amount of hot nude models from FEMJOY, my current favorite nude model site. They have a unique gimmick...all the girls are 100% nude. That's right, no partially dressed models, no lingerie, nothing, nada, zip! Not a stitch of clothing, just wickedly attractive 18-year-olds stark naked. Femjoy 285 Happy wanking! *****
This site is porn tastes good, so of course we have to have something involving food and sex, the two best things ever besides Family Guy. So here are the lyrics to Warrant's Cherry Pie. You might remember Warrant, they are way more talented than the Beatles, Nirvana, and Oukast combined.
November 18, 2007Butt is it art?The staff here at Porn Tastes Good really thinks you should stop looking at smut and broaden your horizons. So here is an art gallery of...er...smutty pictures. But they are kinda artistic, so they are good for your mind, you sophisticated bastard.
Hey, if you like to drool and look at pretty naked babes, you should check out Twisty's. The ladies are much more attractive than your run of the mill porn sluts... Here are some galleries, what do you think? Very nice.
Twistys 1 ***** Food as Aphrodisiacs: Here are some foods that are supposed to increase your sex drive...or someone elses, if you are trying to seduce a special lady and are all out of Spanish Fly. Almond A symbol of fertility throughout the ages. The aroma is thought to induce passion in a female. Avocado The Aztecs called the avocado tree "Ahuacuatl which translated means "testicle tree." Bananas The banana has a phallic shape. Just remember the scene in Fast Times at Ridgemont High where Stacy gives a banana a blowjob! Bananas are rich in potassium and B vitamins, necessities for sex hormone production. Basil Basil is said to stimulate the sex drive and boost fertility. Chocolate The Aztecs referred to chocolate "nourishment of the Gods". Chocolate contains chemicals thought to effect neurotransmitters in the brain and a related substance to caffeine called theobromine. Carrots Another good reason to eat carrots--believed to be a stimulant to the male. High vitamins and beta-carotene. Coffee Caffeine is a well-know stimulant but remember, too much and it becomes a depressant. Coffee stimulates both the body and the mind so partake of a little in preparation for an "all-nighter". Figs An open fig is thought to emulate the female sex organs and traditionally thought of as sexual stimulant. A man breaking ope open a fig and eating it in front of his lover is a powerful erotic act. Garlic The 'heat' in garlic is said to stir sexual desires. Make sure you and your partner share it together. Ginger Ginger root raw, cooked or crystallized is a stimulant to the circulatory system. Perhaps a stir-fry with freshly grated ginger can stir something spicy up in the bedroom later. Honey Many medicines in Egyptian times were based on honey including cures for sterility and impotence. Medieval seducers plied their partners with Mead, a fermented drink made from honey. Lovers on their "Honeymoon" drank mead and it was thought to s "sweeten" the marriage. Licorice Chewing on bits of licorice root is said to enhance love and lust. It is particularly stimulating to woman. Nutmeg Nutmeg was highly prized by Chinese women as an aphrodisiac. A light sprinkling of the spice can help spice up your evening. Oysters Oysters were documented as a aphrodisiac food by the Romans in the second century A.D as mentioned in a satire by Juvenal. He described the wanton ways of women after ingesting wine and eating them. tals. In reality oysters are a very nutritious and high in protein. Strawberries Perfect foods for hand feeding your lover. They invite love and are described in erotic literature as "fruit nipples" Plus they are the color of aroused female genitalia! Truffles The Greeks and the Romans considered the rare Truffle to be an aphrodisiac. The musky scent is said to stimulate and sensitize the skin to touch. Vanilla Vanilla sex may be sull, but the scent and flavor of vanilla is believed to increase lust. Wine A glass or two of wine can greatly enhance a romantic interlude. Wine relaxes and helps to stimulate our senses. Get the good stuff for your lady and save the Night Train for yourself, dude. ***** ADVERTISEMENT: November 3, 2007
Recipe for Sex:You Will Need 2 Large jugs….. of milk 2 Nuts 2 Pairs of tanned & toned legs 2 Pairs of loving arms 1 Firm & ripe banana 1 Small & tight mixing bowl 1 Squirt of cream Directions 1. Spread tanned & toned legs with loving arms 2. Carefully caress & massage jugs of milk 3. Steadily add the firm banana to mixing bowl easing in & out until fully creamed 4. As temperature increases, plunge banana deeper into mixing bowl, cover with nuts then leave to soak 5. When fully beaten, top with whipped cream 6. Recipe finished when banana is soft 7. If banana is not soft, repeat steps 2-5 Notes 1. Always wash utensils before & after use 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use
***** Anyone here a fan of the sadly canceled show Arrested Development? Hear is a copy of Tobia's business card. He calls himself a cross between an analyst and a therapist...
***** O.K., enough talk about anal raping. Here is something much more fun! These links are to 10 minute porn movies. Name you category! As long as you don't pick shemale...not that there's anything wrong with chicks with dicks...Right...
***** October 27, 2007Here are some lip-smacking lucious lesbian loving videos from Sapphic Erotica, the Rolls Royce of Lesbian Porn. Holy crap, these are fucking sexy.
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October 26, 2007You know how you can order pay-per-view on cable tv, like for sporting events and concerts? This is kinda like that...only it is for hardcor porn!
September 21, 2007
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Jim McBride has made it his life's work to know how much naked female flesh appears in movies -- an obsession apparently shared by millions of people. So far McBride, a.k.a. Mr. Skin, and a staff that includes his mother, who works as a "skintern," have chronicled nude women in more than 25,000 movies and television shows. It is all recorded on his Web site, www.mrskin.com, which has been running for eight years, and on Saturday McBride launched into print, publishing "Mr. Skin's Skintastic Video Guide" to "the 501 greatest movies for sex and nudity on DVD." "It's the greatest job in the world," said McBride. "As a kid I used to tape as many movies as I could with nudity and then I'd save the nude scenes on separate tapes. I really amazed my friends with my nudity knowledge growing up." read more: Link to the official Mr. Skin Website ***** If I was super rich, I would love to be able to blow money on people to get them to do crazy things. I think it would be cool to offer people money to do outrageous things. Here is my favorite scenario: I'm at a crowded beach. I wade into the water. I have $1000 in hundred dollar bills in a clear waterproof bag. I find an attractive woman who is wading or swimming alone. I offer her the $1000...if I can buy her bikini. Thats right, just to buy the bikini she is wearing at the moment, she doesn't have to do any sexual favors or anything. "But how will I get out of the water? Then I will be naked!" she would probably argue. EXACTLY! That is the point, otherwise why the Hell would I pay $1000 on a $50 bikini I have no use for? That is the fun, my friends! Eventually I would find one willing to do it. And then I would pay her the $1000, wade back to my towel on the beach, and enjoy watching her predicimant. Would she be bold and sprint back to her towel to cover? Then she would be seen nude in public by hundreds of people. Or she could wave to her friends to come to her, explain the situation, and have them bring her another bathing suit. But how would she wave without showing her bare titties to the crowd? Just imagine all the fun you could have if you could waste money like that... *****
September 21, 2007
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I just stumbled upon a site called French Fuck Faces. Now how could I NOT post a link to a site called French Fuck Faces? I would be shirking my duties as a smut peddler if I noticed something like that and didn't share it with the world. Fuckin' Frog sluts, gotta love em! Even if they didn't support the Liberation of Iraq that we completed in 2003, those bastards. ***** Vulva Fragrence. Yes, perfume that smells like poontang! Douse yourself with this instead of that Axe crap. "Beguile the senses with the scent of a real vagina" and it guarantees "enhancing your sex life." September 17, 2007Shoppers certainly got more than they bargained for when a group of shop assistants stripped off yesterday. The young ladies paraded around dressed in nothing more than an apron, during their demonstration against consumer packaging. The staff at the Lush natural cosmetics store in Lincoln were standing in the street handing out leaflets to passers-by. *****
***** O.K., enough of the fuckin' humor, here's the POOOORRRRRNNN...
AEBN Classic Movies 1 ***** CUNT MOTHERFUCKING BITCH WHORE SLUT ANAL POUNDING SUMMBITH SPREAD LEGS HARDCORE XXX BLOWJOB! Ah, cute little cocksucking hos. Just a little k*yword sp*mming to end the post, enjoy you horny robots... September 12, 2007Welcome to another posting from Porn Tastes Good. Much better than anonymous gay sex in the airport bathroom stalls! Unless you're a Republican...then I guess this site really sucks, what with all the naked woman flesh. Yucky! I love to look at attractive women and imagine what they look like in the buff. Well, you can have your cake and eat it too with these pics! Just look at the pics for a minute and undress them with your eyes before clicking them to open the galleries. Trust me, its fun.
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September 9, 2007In the immortal words of Rudy "Adultery" Guliani,"If you don't like Porn, the terrorists have already won." Here is a bunch of nice long 10 minute movies:
Here are a few more hot vids...unzip your pants and enjoy! ***** New feature: What the Fuck? Pic of the Day:
***** Larry Craig "I'm Not Gay" video...with commentary by the Muppets! ***** This site gets a lot of visitors, yet I get hardly any e-mail besides spam from people telling me how I can enlarge my penis. My penis is big enough, thanks though. Anyway, I would love to get some e-mail from readers of this blog, so tell me what you think! Anything in particular you'd like to see on this blog? Requests, hate mail, whatever, send me an E-mail. Oops...looks like you've reached the end of the blog content. Perhaps you might want to browse the Archives? BROWSE THE ARCHIVES FUCKER! ARCHIVES:November 2007 |
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Hey lucky reader! You've come to the end of the site. Nothing to see here...move along! Fun Sex Trivia: To skeet is to "pull out" of a woman during intercourse and to "shoot" your ejaculate over the woman. In short they both involve a "pull and shoot" method. If you've ever heard the song "Laffy Taffy" by D4L, they refer to Skeet. There are five calories in a teaspoon of semen. Women who went to college are more likely than high school dropouts to enjoy both the giving and receiving of oral sex. In 1995, a man lifted 250lbs of weight two feet off the floor - with his erect penis. Wyoming’s Grand Tetons mountain range literally means “Big Tits” About 1% of the adult female population are able to achieve orgasm solely through breast stimulation. According to a national study of female sexuality, candles are the artificial device used most frequently by women during masturbation. Lip stick was said to have been invented in the Eygptian times for women that specialized in oral sex. They wanted their lips to look more inviting. According to a U.S. market research firm, the most popular American bra size is currently 36C, up from 1991 when it was 34B. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Texas law makes it illegal for a woman to own more than six sex toys. Americans spend more money on peep shows and strip clubs then all forms of legitimate theater, Broadway, classical music, opera, and jazz combined. There are nearly 150 new adult video titles released weekly. |
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Hey lucky reader! You've come to the end of the site. Nothing to see here...move along! Hey, robots...do you like dirty pics? I don't know if I have any naked pics that might interest you...hmm...maybe you all would like Sex on the beach recipe:
Fill a highball glass with ice, pour in vodka and peach schnapps, then fill glass with half orange juice and half cranberry juice.
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Here are some unusual fetishes. Get your kink on...She's a very sexy girl...the kind you don't take home to mother...she's a freak, a super superfreak! I'm Rick James, BITCH!
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Twisty's is the premier "babe porn" site. It looks like a softcore site, with REALLY hot fuckin babes, but they get hardcore as well. Here are some of the twisty's models:
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