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September 29th, 2006Wake up and smell the pussy, motherfuckers! Seriously, is there a better way to start the morning than browsing the internet for hard core porn? Better than coffee if you ask me... Here are some galleries from my new favorite hard-core porn portal, All Sites Access. My Porn bill has gone way down since signing up, since they give me full access to 17 sites for the price of one. Here's what's funny, in a shady sort of way: if you sign up for just one of these 17 sites ala carte, they charge you the same fuckin price as if you sign up for the deal with all 17! Heres the list, mofos:
You get access to ALL of those sites, homey! Check out All Sites Access for details.
It never ceases to amaze me how many attractive ladies are willing to pose nude and let there pics end up on the Internet. "Hey, honey, I've got a fun idea! Why don't you show your tits while I snap some pics?"
Porn Tastes Good Drink Recipe of the Day: Panty Spreader Punch Ingredients: 1 750ml bottle of vodka (a fifth) 3 oz Lemon juice or 1 can of lemonade concentrate 9 oz jar of maraschino cherries 2 Liter bottle Sprite Pour it all, including the juice from the cherry jar into a punch bowl and serve. The chicks will get rather uninhibited after a few glasses of this!
Doctor, doctor, please kiss me," says the patient. "No, I'm sorry, that would be against the code of ethics," says the doctor. Ten minutes later the patient says: "Doctor, please, kiss me just once." "No, I'm sorry, I just can't" he says. Five minutes later, she asks again: "Please, please kiss me!" "Look," says the doctor, "it's out of the question. In fact, I probably shouldn't even be fucking you. September 27th, 2006
I don't know where the hell In Focus Girls manages to find so many stunningly attractive models willing to masturbate on camera. These chicks could be professional non-porn models if they wanted to. Thank God they chose to be filmed shoving vibrators up their snatches instead!
Do you know what I hate? I hate rhetorical questions.
Q: How does every ethnic joke start? A: By looking over your shoulder.
September 25th, 2006Maxhardcore Porn Daily No beating around the bush here today, I thought you'd all like some hardcore porn to start off your day.
Here is possibly the hottest girls kissing video I've ever seen. And get this- there is no nudity, but I STILL think it is the hottest girls kissing video ever! One chick teaches another how to French Kiss. Was that hot or what motherfuckers?Here is a nice collection of pics of random girls kissing.
I love finding random pics of hotties. It is even better when the pics are both funny and sexy as hell. I stumbled upon a great collection of pics like this- the site is simply called Fun Pic.
September 21th, 2006Welcome to Porn Tastes Good. Damn, I really love having my own blog. The feeling of power...I am the absolute dictator of this little slice of media. That's right; I am in competition with Newsweek, Iraq Daily News, the Fairbanks Tribune, etc. for a few minutes of your attention when you asurf the Internet. I can say whatever the fuck I want, and know that at least a few individuals will listen to what I have to say. So here is what I have to say: It is too fucking early for Christmas items to be sold in stores. It is the first day of Autumn! We haven't even gotten to Halloween yet, but stores keep ramming Christmas crap down our throats. Well, I love the Fourth of July. I love getting a bunch of dangerous fireworks, putting them all in a bag, preferebly with some ripe fruit and some gasoline in the bag, and lighting the bag on fire. It feels like I'm in Viet-Fucking-Nam, with fireworks going off six ways to Sunday as I duck for cover. So I am starting the Fourth of July 2007 celebrations a bit early. Happy Independence day!
Enough of the non-porn related ranting. You came here to see boobies, right? Here ya go...just a bunch of random hotties who were kind enough to somehow let people take pics of them nude and let them end up on the Internet. Thank you, Honeys!
Anthony Bourdain is my idol. Everyone has a favorite celebrity; he is mine. He is not your typical "celebrity chef" like fuckin' Emeril. HE used to be a major druggie, he's a pyro, he eats any weird local dish in any weird part of the world, and he loves to drink and smoke. My kind of guy! A shout out to Anthony Bourdain, the coolest chef in the world. Hope you don't mind the free publicity from a porn site, Anthony! I think Mr. Bourdain would approve of this article, because it is about unusual food. Well, the food isn't so strange, but the presentation is. Nyotaimori- often referred to as "body sushi", is the practice of eating sashimi or sushi from the body of a woman, typically nude. As a result of being served on a human body, the temperature of the sushi or sashimi comes closer to body temperature, which some may see as a downside or a benefit.
Here are 50 hot galleries of naked cuties from Twistys. Twistys 1 September 20th, 2006
Random Hotties I found on the Internet...
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00 He checks his wallet for the necessary payment, then he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she inquires, with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "Yep, I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." Replies the man, "Well, then, wash your hands because I want a cheese sandwich!"
Here are some good video galleries from Angels of Porn Angels Porn Video Daily (Bookmark this one, it changes daily) September 17th, 2006Wrestling. Nude Babes. Need I say anymoe? Welcome to Ultimate Surrender!
What is Ultimate Surrender? Ultimate Surrender is the premier competitive sexual female wrestling site. U.S. has revolutionized female wrestling to a level never seen before. Once you watch a U.S. match you will not be able to go back to normal wrestling again. What is so different about it? U.S. employs a complicated set of rules and a unique scoring system that encourages the wrestlers to sexually humiliate their helpless opponents for points and cash. Is the wrestling real or "staged?" The wrestling is extremely real! No set winner or loser is determined; each wrestler is fighting for pride, their honor, and of course more money. We have had wrestlers quit in mid match because they couldn't take it anymore. What do you mean by "sexually humiliate their opponent?" U.S. has created an elaborate scoring system and rule set. Once a wrestler has her opponent in "control" she can then sexually attack her helpless opponent for "style points". In other words, once one wrestler gets the other helpless, she can fondle, finger, and do anything she can to earn more points and money. What stops this from becoming just another make out session on the mat? Shame points! Each wrestler that has anything sexual happen to her gets Shame points, these points follow the wrestler for her entire career on the models pages. No girl yet has let anyone just finger them for fun. They are fighting not to lead in SHAME. Are you keeping record of the wins and loses, style and shame points? Yes they are updated on the wrestler's page after each week. How often do you update? Every Tuesday with a new full match over 30 minutes of video.
Dirty Atari 2600 Video Games: How arousing...those huge blocky pixels are just so erotic!
Judge: Look here Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie. Mickey (stunned): Why not? Judge: I have reviewed all the information you gave the court, but i can't find any evidence at all to support the grounds that she is crazy. Mickey (exasperated): Your honor! I didn't say she was crazy... I said she was fucking Goofy! September 16th, 2006Babes at the beach
This video has been floating around for a few years, but I just discovered it and find it fucking hilarious.
Normally I dissaprove of feminists. I mean, come on ladies, you alread have the right to vote, you can drive a car, you can go to any club you want now, fuck, you can even be a senator. Quit your whining. But I STRONGLY support this issue...Topfree Equality! These women are asking for the right to be topless, since men have that right already. AMEN, sisters! Good Luck in your quest for this right, I am all for it!
September 14th, 2006
It's a shame there aren't more sites like Real Orgasms that focus on women masturbating. Oh sure, sometimes in other porn sites they touch their pussy a little while moaning, but its so much cooler when they truly get themselves off and come on camera for real... September 12th, 2006Interesting Bra...
Here are some video galleries from InFocus Girls... Pretty girl fisted on coffee table Outdoor teen fondles and fingers Two teens in powerful finger romp Cute teen gets speculum treatment Sensuous fisting reaches wet climax Watch dildo masturbation in bedroom Hot blonde teen loves fingering fun Cutie enjoys helping dildo and fist See sultry teen bare her sweet ass Study break leads to lively climax See cutie squirm as she rubs pussy Pussy tastes candy before fisting Blonde gets fingering and fisting Brunette spreads wide for dildo fun Cute teen fills pussy with speculum
Pussy Wagon...
A husband feeling a bit horny goes to the bathroom and returns with 4 aspirin and a glass of water for his wife. He says, "Here honey, here are some aspirin and a some water." She replied, "but honey I do not have a headache!" He replied, "Thank God!"
September 10th, 2006A shout out to Garv, he creates some hot toons...
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Funny video of a very evil kitty-kat hissing and meowing and freaking out
Drink Recipe: Cerebral Hemorrage
Directions Layer Kahlua, Peach Schnapps and Bailey's Irish Cream into old fashioned glass with ice. Add several drops of grenadine. Do not stir.
There's a full moon out tonight...Cool, chicks can get drunk and be immature and moon people too!
Q: Why did the post office discontinue their lawyer stamps? A: People didn't know which side to spit on. September 9th, 2006Welcome to Porn Tastes Good. We are broadcasting today from our secret CIA detention facility. Enjoy the porn, because if you don't like porn, then the terrorists have already won.
Steve-O from Jackass sets a girls tits on fire
I stumbled upon this site with nothing but hot Itialian models. I just love this chick's perfect ass...the site has tons more Itilian hotties. Mama Mia!
I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
"Think for a moment about the concept of the flamethrower.Okay? The flamethrower. Because we have them. And what this indicates to me, it means that at some point, some person said to himself, 'Gee, I sure would like to set those people on fire over there. But I'm way to far away to get the job done. If only I had something that would throw flame on them.' " (Quote from George Carlin.)
Here are some nice Blow Job Point of View galleries.
Blow Job POV Movies 1 September 8th, 2006I think you will all love this. If you don't love this, then you must be a queer. Not that there's anything wrong with that...RIGHT... Anyway, this is without a doubt the hottest fucking stripshow I have ever seen on the Internet. And yes, she does get completly naked. Normally, I like music by Kid Rock as much as a trip to the dentist, but in this case it works and I actually am learning to like the fucking song "I'm a Cowboy" because I now associate it with this hot ass chick stripping. Like Pavlov's dog or something, whenever I hear this song now I get harder than a petrified tree in the Redwood forest. Hot ass chick stripping to Kid Rock song September 7th, 2006I can't think of anything to amuse you
September 6th, 2006Best lap dance ever...
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Hey lucky reader! You've come to the end of the site. Nothing to see here...move along! Fun Sex Trivia: To skeet is to "pull out" of a woman during intercourse and to "shoot" your ejaculate over the woman. In short they both involve a "pull and shoot" method. If you've ever heard the song "Laffy Taffy" by D4L, they refer to Skeet. There are five calories in a teaspoon of semen. Women who went to college are more likely than high school dropouts to enjoy both the giving and receiving of oral sex. In 1995, a man lifted 250lbs of weight two feet off the floor - with his erect penis. Wyoming’s Grand Tetons mountain range literally means “Big Tits” About 1% of the adult female population are able to achieve orgasm solely through breast stimulation. According to a national study of female sexuality, candles are the artificial device used most frequently by women during masturbation. Lip stick was said to have been invented in the Eygptian times for women that specialized in oral sex. They wanted their lips to look more inviting. According to a U.S. market research firm, the most popular American bra size is currently 36C, up from 1991 when it was 34B. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Texas law makes it illegal for a woman to own more than six sex toys. Americans spend more money on peep shows and strip clubs then all forms of legitimate theater, Broadway, classical music, opera, and jazz combined. There are nearly 150 new adult video titles released weekly. |
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Hey lucky reader! You've come to the end of the site. Nothing to see here...move along! Hey, robots...do you like dirty pics? I don't know if I have any naked pics that might interest you...hmm...maybe you all would like
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Here are some unusual fetishes. Get your kink on...She's a very sexy girl...the kind you don't take home to mother...she's a freak, a super superfreak! I'm Rick James, BITCH!
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Twisty's is the premier "babe porn" site. It looks like a softcore site, with REALLY hot fuckin babes, but they get hardcore as well. Here are some of the twisty's models:
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