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March 16th, 2006Sorry for the long time between posts. A good friend of mine got married, and he decided to have the wedding at a very convienent location; Vieques Island, Puerto Rico. It was a wonderful wedding, and I stood up in it. I'm married myself, and I have this message to Dave: YOU'RE MARRIED NOW...BLOWJOBS ARE PRACTICALLY OVER! Good luck buddy... It was quite an interesting wedding. There were some other groomsmen besides myself: Brian, Dave (not the groom, another Dave) and Vince. I walked in on the three other groomsmen during the reception, and all I have to say is...guys! A threesome is supposed to involve a female, preferably two. Oh well, this is the 21st century, and if three guys want to act out a scene from Brokeback Mountain 2: Puerto Rican studs, more power to them. Fuck! Got to get that image of gay male sex out of my mind. I'm far too lazy to post something new, so just scroll down to the previous post, there is some hot lesbian porn. Even though Big Balls Billy takes a strong Republican stance against homosexuality, he finds lesbian porn totally acceptable...hey, its fucking hot! March 4th, 2006Mmm...lesbian porn tastes good! Get ready to drool as you watch these videos...turn your sound on to here the beautiful wet slurping sounds of pussy licking and girl kissing action. Pretty fucking hot, huh? I saved my favorite video gallery for last, because it features lesbian showering. Two great genres of pornography combined! Enjoy, you wankers... Videos are all from Sapphic Erotica, the Rolls Royce of lesbian porn. March 1st, 2006Happy March! You know what that means...weather's getting nicer, and girls are dressing less. WINTER SUCKS! Oh Goddess of March...warm our hearts with your majestic rays and let the titties come out...that was in some poem I had to read in school, I think... Here are some of my favorite Twisty's babes...plus 35 Twisty's galleries. They aren't hard on the eyes at all...
Twistys 1 Have you heard of the most anticipated movie coming out this summer? Superman? No. Miami Vice? Nah. I'm talking about Snakes on a Plane! Samuel Jackson signed on to this movie on the basis of the title alone, without even seeing the script. Then they planned to change the title to something generic, like Flight 1121. Samuel Jackson freaked, and said the movie is going to keep the original title or else. I can just imagine the conversation..."The movie is gonna be called Snakes on a Plane, motherfucker. I'll put a cap in ya ass if you mess with the title!" Wikipedia Entry about Snakes on a Plane I love it, the title says it all...there is no doubt about what the movie is about when it is called "Snakes on a Plane!"
This movie is going to surprise everyone and be huge, mark my words, you heard it here, six months before it hits theaters. I predict an opening weekend of $35 Million and a total gross of $150 Million, you can quote me on that. ***** Speaking of predictions, I can tell you all about the 2008 election. I predicted that John Kerry would be the Democratic nominee but Bush would win the election...back in lagte 2002 when no one had heard of John Kerry and everyone was going nuts for Howard Dean. Well, here it is: Mark Warner, former governer of Virginia, will be the Democratic nominee. The Republicans pick John McCain. Warner wins narrowly. You heard it here first. !!!!! Oops...looks like you've reached the end of the blog content. Perhaps you might want to browse the Archives? BROWSE THE ARCHIVES FUCKER! ARCHIVES: |
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Hey lucky reader! You've come to the end of the site. Nothing to see here...move along! To skeet is to "pull out" of a woman during intercourse and to "shoot" your ejaculate over the woman. In short they both involve a "pull and shoot" method. If you've ever heard the song "Laffy Taffy" by D4L, they refer to Skeet.
There are five calories in a teaspoon of semen.
Women who went to college are more likely than high school dropouts to enjoy both the giving and receiving of oral sex.
I had sex with yo mama last night
In 1995, a man lifted 250lbs of weight two feet off the floor - with his erect penis.
Wyoming’s Grand Tetons mountain range literally means “Big Tits”
About 1% of the adult female population are able to achieve orgasm solely through breast stimulation.
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Hey lucky reader! You've come to the end of the site. Nothing to see here...move along! Hey, robots...do you like dirty pics? I don't know if I have any naked pics that might interest you...hmm...maybe you all would like
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Here are some unusual fetishes. Get your kink on...She's a very sexy girl...the kind you don't take home to mother...she's a freak, a super superfreak! I'm Rick James, BITCH!
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Twisty's is the premier "babe porn" site. It looks like a softcore site, with REALLY hot fuckin babes, but they get hardcore as well. Here are some of the twisty's models:
Twisty's babe Veronica Zemanova Twisty's babe Kyla Cole Twisty's babe Peach Twisty's babe Zdenka Twisty's babe Jana Cova Twisty's babe Eva Shine Twisty's babe Erica Campbell Twisty's babe Devon Twisty's babe Gauge Twisty's babe Monique Twisty's babe Monica Twisty's babe Susana Spears Twisty's babe Bobbi Eden Twisty's babe Crissy Moran Twisty's babe Aria Giovanni Twisty's babe Sydney Moon |
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