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January 29th, 2006I have nothing particurally witty or interesting to say today...so I am posting a bunch of blowjob movies if that is all right with you folks. Any complaints? good...now watch some movies of hot chicks sucking cock! AEBN Blowjob Movies 1 January 27th, 2006
The Dirtiest, Filthiest Site on the Internet***** Do you like women? O.K., good. So how about LOTS of women? Licking, kissing, sucking, and fucking each other? Fondling each others breasts? Are you with me so far?
These links each have 2 or 3 20 second videos of lesbian porn. You will see graphic videos of very attractive young women licking, sucking, fondling and fucking each other. Enjoy!
Here is a conversation about lesbians from the British sitcom Coupling: "Lesbians are porn efficient. It's sex with a greater density of women. Porn wise, lesbians are like a jam sandwich without the sandwich and just the jam. In fact, lesbians are just a big blob of jam. Well, not actually. Unless they've exploded in all the lesbonic excitement. Also, in bloke driven porn you run the risk of potential dangerous eye slippage." "Eye slippage?" "If, in the climactic seconds your eye slips from the girl to the bloke the sudden shock can cause a whiplash event. And trust me, lower whiplash is not an injury you want to have to explain while you're being stretchered out through your mother's coffee morning."
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A Guns N' Roses Tribute band is coming to Club Fever in South Bend on Friday January 27th...Big Balls Billy will be there, of course. Just look for the Porn Tastes Good crew to the right of the stage...we're the big biker looking guys with bald heads and black leather jackets. Oh wait, that's going to be half the crowd. Just kidding; I went last time they played, and they fuck'n rock if you like G'n'Fuck'n'R like I do. Its the closest you'll ever come to seeing Guns n'Roses, since Axl Rose is a big pussy who's never going to rock again like he did 20 years ago. I'm a big G'N'R fan. There best song? "Rocket Queen." "Rocket Queen"is the last song on the hard rock band Guns N' Roses's debut album Appetite for Destruction. Apparantly, lead singer Axl Rose brought in a woman (possibly a stripper) into the studio for recording. Steve Thompson, who was a mixer on the album said the following in an interview: "Axl wanted some pornographic sounds on Rocket Queen, so he brought a girl in and they had sex in the studio. We wound up recording about 30 minutes of sex noises. If you listen to the break on Rocket Queen it's in there." ***** You gotta love a site that calls itself "Snatches" and specializes in close up pussy porn. No beating around the bush, these guys call a spade a spade: "Snatches.com is the only website to give you crystal clear high definition videos unlike anything you have ever seen before. This means you can see every drop of juice dripping out of these girl's gaping pussies and you can see their snatches stretch to the limit to take whatever insane toy we're pushing inside. This is solo stuff - we're talking about masturbation and chicks playing with themselves."
January 26th, 2006Here is a link to the best blonde joke ever:Best Blonde Joke Ever Speaking of Blondes...me thinks you'll like these 4 free porn movies...each one is a minute long, much better than those crappy 10 second free clips you get elsewhere on less classy smut sites! Porn Tastes Good...we like our filth dirty, but high quality! ****** In case you haven't seen this funny animated video circulating on the net, it is fucking funny. The Internet is for Porn Pretty funny, ya? *****
I can't think of anything witty or clever to put in this space. Use your imagination. Or better yet, send me some ideas of what you what like to see on a future post! Click the link to e-mail me what you want posted. My name is Big Balls Billy, that is why it says "post to bigballsbilly." (Note to idiots: bigballsbilly is not my legal name, it is Billy, but I got the nickname from the song "Rosalita" by Bruce Springsteen. Listen closely to the lyrics, Big Balls Billy is one of the characters in the town he is singing about. ***** I try to be on the cutting edge of what is new and exciting in the world of sex. Ever hear of January 23rd, 2006
Today I'd like to highlight sex in the U.K. Shag me, baby! ***** So what exactly isDogging? Dogging is a British euphemism for engaging in sexual acts in a semi-public place (typically a secluded car park) or watching others doing so. Frequently there are more than two participants, and group sex and sometimes even gangbangs occur. Observation is encouraged, thus voyeurism and exhibitionism are closely associated with dogging. The two sets of people involved often meet either randomly, or (increasingly) arrange to meet-up beforehand over the internet. January 21st, 2006Dude...this is freakin me out. I found out that my site is popular in China, no shit. Here is what this site looks like in Chinese: Porn Tastes Good in Chinese To all my Chinese readers: Herro! I hope the authorities don't send you off to a prison camp for reading my site! I heard they have a little hankering for censorship over there. Hey, with the likely new supreme court nominee Samual Alito, our country will be just like yours soon! ***** It's fun to fuck with people by saying and doing things that go against the grain. Like when I sneeze and someone says "God Bless You" I respond "I belong to the Church of Satan, and blessing me is blasphemous. Please never speak His name in my presense ever again." Or answering rhetorical questions with too much information. "How are you doing?" a co-worker says to me first thing in the morning. "Fucking great! I just got laid last night by a half African half Polish street whore named Deborah, and then I smoked some primo crack while driving to work this morning!" Or going to a movie theater playing a chick flick and waiting until a really quiet pivotal moment in the drama, then plugging in and turning on a jackhammer at the back of the aisle. This tends to break people's concentration and get you kicked out of the theater sometimes. ***** Let's see...I was going to put up some porn galleries today, but I decided to add a political commentary on the sad state of the justice system in America. Yes, you are in for a long 20 paragraph sermon filled with legalese and scathing attacks on the establisment. Nah, I'm fucking with you, here's some fucking poontang! Galleries courtesy of our lady friends at Give me Pink. Warning: These galleries have some movies with EXTREME close-ups of pussy, may be a little too much for you softcore wusses out there. January 19th, 2006I know animated gifs are fucking annoying, but I found this interesting. The webpage has about 20 or 30 more like this all on the same page. I think they missed some, I can think of at least nine or ten they missed; I didn't see the triple reverse Jawa double fuck. ***** Hey, I just looked at the calender...it's sexist joke day! How can you tell if a man is a Male Chauvinist Pig? He thinks "harass" is two words. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!" How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch. Don't be sexist. Broads hate that! Why does it take four women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb? Because it does, alright!?!? ***** Have you ever offered women money for sex? I don't mean as in prostitution; I mean you just find some random (hot) girl on the street who looks like she could use money, and offer her cash for a blowjob. Well, that doesn't happen in my hood very much, but there is a whole porn site about it:
Okay, let me give you the low down on Street Blowjobs. A guy walks the streets, malls, coffee shops, where ever and tries to pick up hot babes who are hurting for money. He offer them some green in exchange for some action, how much they give up is up to them but a blowjob is mandatory. He gets everything on film and they never fucking know it.
January 16th, 2006There's a lot of fucking filth on the internet, don't you think? Welcome to Porn Tastes Good. We revel in it! ***** I was watching Desperate Housewives. (Hey, its got some hot chicks on it, give me a fuckin break!) There was a scene that made my jaw drop. Eva Longoria's gardner is confessing to her that he "looks at a lot of porn on the Internet." Lo and behold, he stumbles across nude pictures of her! (Alas, this was fiction, he found nude pictures of Eva Longoria's CHARACTER, not the real Eva Longoria. DAMN.) Still, you have to admit, that is a pretty pleasant thought. Imagine Eva Longoria stark naked with her legs spread and her poon showing. I bet she's a thundercat in the sack...
***** The limousine was taking the beautiful, raven-haired model to the airport. Halfway there, the front tire went flat. The model said, "Driver, I don't have time to wait for road service. Can you change it yourself?" The driver said, "Sure." He got out of the car and proceeded to change the tire, but couldn't get the wheel cover off. The model saw him struggling and asked, "Do you want a screwdriver?" He said "Sure! But, first I have to change this tire." ***** Porn star Jenna Jameson is now offering Moantones for your cell phone, with sounds of her orgasming when your phone rings. Wouln't it be cute if you were in church when that went off? *****
January 15th, 2006Here is some unusual erotic art from a gallery called Weeping Cherry.
Interesting technique! Kinda nice and glowy. ***** It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig's ass sticking out. The first man says, "I wish that was Paris Hilton's Ass" The second man says, "I wish that was Pamela Anderson's Ass." Then the third man says, "I wish it was dark out." ***** I think it's time for some lesbian porn, don't you? As Chapelle said, gay porn is gross...unless it is lesbians porn, of course!
Find out more about Sapphic Erotica, the best lesbian porn site on the planet. They have 15 minute and half hour long lesbian movies. January 14th, 2006When a sex education site is more hardcore than a real porn site:
These pics are from a site called Vulva Velvet.org. It claims to be "A website dedicated to providing information about the female body, and celebrating its beauty with pictures of the clitoris, vulva, labia and vagina." Yikes! Pretty hardcore shots of spread beavers if you ask me...
***** I never knew black and white photography could be so sexy. When I think of black and white, I think "Poor schmuck can't afford color, so he uses black and white." I changed my mind after seeing this gallery of 100s of black and white nudes. The only annying thing is there are no thumbnail previews; you just click a random number from 1 to 65 and a hot black and white nude appears. It's addicting, trust me. The site is called Seven Floors.
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Do you like big titties? Good, me too. I've found some free porn for you horny fuckers. You won't find these kind of movie galleries on any other porn blogs that I know of. You know how free porn movie galleries usually only offer 10 or 20 second clips? Here are some galleries with 4 DIFFERENT 1 MINUTE CLIPS! Enjoy... Join Big Naturals for more Big Tit movies, I'm talking ones that are half an hour long! More Big Tits Movies for the road... See ya later! BigBallsBilly
January 13th, 2006
Happy Friday the 13th! Better not leave the house...wouldn't be prudent...I think you should stay home all day and look at porn instead. *****
Ever watch the Ali G show? If not, you should. It gets the Porn Tastes Good seal of approval. He is this white British guy who talks and acts like he's a brotha; he interviews famous people who don't know he's fucking with them. Naomi Wolf, US feminist and author of The Beauty Myth, was interviewed on television by Ali G. The meeting of Ali G and the "world's most famous lesbian", as he called her, was one of a number of interviews with US figures who were told it was for an educational series to introduce children to current affairs. Wolf abandoned a family holiday to give her time. Ali G first made fun of her feminism, asking if she thought there would ever be a woman flying an aircraft. When she said there already were, he said: "No, not the people who hand out the peanuts, but sitting in the pilot's seat." Did Wolf think women had more job opportunities than men because they could work as lap dancers, strippers and "bitches" in rap videos? Wolf said some women had to sell sex to eat or look after their children. "If you did, you would make lots," said Ali G. "I hope you never have to." Then Ali G declared: "With me girlfriend Julie, I do sometimes call her me bitch in the bedroom. Those words come out and she ain't got a problem with it." But Wolf did have a problem. "I am kind of speechless," she said. "I am so offended I can't even tell you." ***** Here's some leftover ass porn from Christmas.
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Links that amuse me today: What is Love? (You know those guys from a night at the roxbury bobbing their heads to the cheesy dance song by Haddaway? This is a very funny flash. January 11th, 2006I find it fascinating when girls get nude in public. I'm a sucker for Mardi Gras flashing, wet t-shirt contest, spring break t & a, anything of that nature. So I was pleasantly surprised to find a couple of new porn sites dealing with that subject: Public Nudity Exposed is full of cuties getting naked in public. Duh! This is less traditional than the typical Girls Gone Wild type of public nudity; it is more like girls flashing in grocery stores and things like that. Seems to have a higher MILF content than the typical Spring Break sites you might be more familiar with. Here are 3 galleries from them:
The other site I found is Wild Wet and Wasted. This is your more traditional type of spring break drunk girls site.
The cool thing about these sites is that members to either one get access to the other, plus all these sites: Black Dicks White Chicks | Fresh Amateur Faces | Wet Wild And Wasted | Public Nudity Exposed | Boys That Gag Spring Break Skin | Sexy Shemales From Brazil | Fresh Amateur Vids | The Taste Of Brazilian Ass | Jism Junkies Amateur Auditions | Balcony Beavers | Bikini Madness | Bootie Shake Showdown | Crazy Coeds | Flashing For Fun Its Your Porn | Buttmans Bend Over Babes | Buttmans Rolling Cheeks | Buttman's In Brazil | Buttmans Anal Divas Real Gangbangs | Desperate Teens | Her First Lesbian Exp. | She Likes It Big | Her First A.T.M. | All Nude Interviews Girls Love Girls Too | Dreamgirls Centerfold Girls | I Want To Be A Dreamgirl | Intimate Dreamgirls | Lesbo Chronicles MardiGras Uncensored | Masturbation TV | Naked Contests | Naked In Public | Naked Party Coeds | Nudes A Poppin' Dreamgirls One On One | Public Nudity Unleashed | Raver Chicks | Dreamgirls Real Adventures | Real Wild Girls Casting Couch Cuties | Spring Break Uncensored | Street Parties | Dreamgirls Up The Skirt | Wild College Girls Backseat Suck And Fuck | Boat Bangers | Dudes Lucky Day | Sex Tour | Her First Anal | M.I.L.F. Galleries Wild On Stage | Wild Party Girls | Wild Wet T-Shirts | Sign up for Wild Wet and Wasted ***** Speaking of exhibitionists...any lady that gets off on a little exposure is welcome to submit pics to be posted on this site. You just have to have either a piece of paper somewhere sayig "Porn Tastes Good" or the name of my site written in lipstick or marker on your body. You don't have to get naked even...just go as bare as you dare! Fellas, help recruit some talant...maybe you have a cute wife or know of some crazy chicks that will do it! Check out the lovely lady at the top of this page for insperation.
January 9th, 2006Sometimes a movie comes along that everyone hypes up, so I go see it out of curiousity. Yes, I was suckered into seeing the 3 hour snuff flick called Jesus gets tortured, er, The Passion of the Christ. I saw Moulin Rogue, even though I hate fucking musicals. I still hate fucking musicals. But everyone is talking about Brokeback Mountain. I will not be suckered into THAT movie! I have no desire to see a bunch of homos on the range. The movie that puts the "poke" back in "cowpoke." Even though I haven't seen it, I am going to post my completely ignorant and homophobic review of the Brokeback Mountain right here: Brokeback Mountain is a bunch of crap. It is about a couple of gay cowboys. In the opening scene, cowboy 1, Earl, is rustling up some steer while riding horesback. He has on a pair of wranglers with the ass cut out. Cowboy 2, Lowell, rides by near him. Lowell has no clothing on except a cowboy hat and a leather g-string. "Earl, this cowboy work makes me horny. Why don't we rustle up some cowhands an have rough gay sex in the back of farmer John's field?" "No, I can't do that, I'm married!" Earl protests. "Marriage is for pussies, Earl. Come with me, let's have some hot gay cowboy sex!" Earl replies "I am so conflicted! I am supposed to be a macho heterosexual cowboy!" Lowell sees that Earl is slightly interested. "Earl...gay cowboy sex is more fun than fucking sheep!" "Really?" Earl is very curious to learn more. "Yes! Hey, it's O.K. to be a gay cowboy. Let's go to bareback, er brokeback mountain tonight while your wife is sleeping and have some kinky queer cowboy sex!" "O.K., let me put my lasso away, Lowell." "Nah, bring the lasso with. You can tie me up in bondage while we have flaming homosexual passionate sex." "Oh Lowell! I think I love you." Then Earl and Lowell have gay cowboy sex. Lowell's wife is not too happy about this. The end. ***** Whew! I have to post something totally heterosexual to get those horrible images out of my mind! All these galleries are from All Sites Access. They give you access to 16 complete hardcore porn video sites. But you aren't interested in pussy, are you pardner?
Check out All Sites Access for more information. January 7th, 2006I thought I'd start off today's post with some funny links. Michael Jackson's Chocolate Factory Can you grow cress on a keyboard? *****
I like big butts and I can not lie. You other brothers can't deny- That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste, And a round thing in your face, You get sprung Wanna pull up front. Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed. Deep in the jeans she's wearing, I'm hooked and I can't stop staring. Oh, baby I wanna get with ya, And take your picture. My homeboys tried to warn me, But with that butt you got makes me so horny
I like'em round and big! And when I'm throwin' a gig I just can't help myself... I'm actin like an animal! Now here's my scandal: I wanna get you home- And ugh, double ugh, ugh! I ain't talkin' bout Playboy, Cuz silicone parts were made for toys. I wannem real thick and juicy, So find that juicy double. Mixalot's in trouble, Beggin' for a piece of that bubble! So I'm lookin' at rock videos Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes... You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo!
So Cosmo says you're fat. Well I ain't down with that Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'... And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'. To the beanpole dames in the magazines- You ain't it Miss Thang! Give me a sista I can't resist her, Red beans and rice didn't miss her. Some knucklehead tried to dis, Cuz his girls were on my list. He had game but he chose to hit 'em, And pulled up quick to get with 'em. So ladies if the butt is round, And you wanna triple X throw down, Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts! Baby got back... January 5th, 2006Here in South Bend Indiana, we are lamenting the fact that Notre Dame lost the frekin Tostido's Fiesta Bowl. GET OVER IT! It is a FOOTBALL GAME! Christ...
I made some changes to the porn menu pages on this site. Click the links on the right; I've added some pics to Amateurs, Anal, Babes, and Bondage. Or if you are too lazy to move the mouse a few pixels to the right hand column of this page, click here: More updates coming soon, I promise. Check out some nude female wrestling from Ultimate Surrender.
***** Ariel SharonGod Bless his soul January 3rd, 2006
The staff at Porn Tastes good are still dealing with our hangover, so please, no bright lights. C'mon, I said turn the lights down you fucker sitting there reading this blog in your room with the bright ass lights! There, thanks for dimmming the lights. Ever watch the show Desperate Housewives?Er...um...me neither! But isn't Eva Longoria smoking hot? She was over at my house the other night in this outfit.
"Eva! Let me strip that skimpy outfit off your body, it's too hot in here for all that clothing!" I said. I got her naked. I'd tell you more, but I respect Ms. Longoria's privacy, and I will be a gentleman and let you use your imagination to picture what I did with the lovely nude Eva Longoria... ***** We are going to do something new this year: Bring you some hard-core porn. Oh, wait, we did that last year. So it is NOT really anything new. Oh well, what did you expect, after all the site DOES have the word porn in it, I'm not going to start talking about pretty flowers and Sunday church sermons. Here are three video galleries from our friends at Angels of Porn:
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Hey lucky reader! You've come to the end of the site. Nothing to see here...move along! To skeet is to "pull out" of a woman during intercourse and to "shoot" your ejaculate over the woman. In short they both involve a "pull and shoot" method. If you've ever heard the song "Laffy Taffy" by D4L, they refer to Skeet.
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Here are some unusual fetishes. Get your kink on...She's a very sexy girl...the kind you don't take home to mother...she's a freak, a super superfreak! I'm Rick James, BITCH!
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