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September 22nd, 2005Would you like to see 50 galleries of hot teens masturbating? Well alrighty then! Here you go...
First Time 101 September 21st, 2005If you ask me, more women should be wearing bikinis like these to the beach. (These pics aren't links)
***** Go check out The Aristocrats. It is a funny movie. It is very appropriate for the whole family, it is 50 stand up comedians telling the same joke in different ways. Here is the a classic version of the original Aristocrats joke: (Note: I cleaned it up a bit) A man walks into a talent agent's office, and says, "We're a family act, and we'd like you to represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too old-fashioned." The man says, "But, this is really special." The agent says, "Okay, well what's the act?" He replies, "Well, my wife and I come out on stage and she begins to sing the Star Spangled Banner while I take her roughly from behind. After a minute of this, my son and daughter come out and begin to do the same, but she's singing the original Sound of Music lyrics while my son performs anal sex on her." The agent looks uncomfortable, but the man continues, "Just when my daughter hits the highest note in the song, my son and I switch partners. He turns my wife around and gives her a Dirty Sanchez before having her perform oral sex on him. When the song's over and we're both getting close, we all stop and lay down on the stage." The man smiles fondly as he recalls, "This is the best part, our dog then comes out on the stage, and he's trained to lick each one of us to orgasm in turn. He just goes right down the line, looking as happy as can be! We all get up and take a bow." He looks at the agent and says, "Well, that's the act. What do you think?" The agent just sits in silence for a long time. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call yourselves?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats." ***** If you want to make sure nobody ever collects your garbage ever again, Scare the shit out of the garbage man
September 20th, 2005O.K. It is time to get New Orleans back up and running. Why, you may ask? So we can see drunk cuties flash their tits again, of course! (These pictures are not links, just a few fun small pics I found today.)
If you really want to see lots of drunk girls, you may like the website Girls Get Crazy! It is a commercial site though. *****
Now here is a fun activity! Be Pen-Pals with a Prison Inmate. Well I'm going to give that a try. "Dear poor bastard behind bars. Too bad you can't surf the Internet. Porn Tastes Good just started, and you can't see it till 2019. I'll send you a birthday cake with a file and a shiv baked inside. Your pen-pal, Billy." September 19th, 2005Everyone and their mother is posting those "Priceless" parody pics on the Internet, so I thought I'd post one I like. (I know, "Priceless" pics are so 2004; well tough luck, I'm posting it anyway!)
***** In the 20th century, women got off with vibrators. Welcome to the 21st century! Now chicks use Fucking Machines to get off.
And yes...they do take it in the ass as well as in the pussy. Sometimes both at once! September 18th, 2005
It's time for some Extreme Porn here at porn tastes good. Everything is Extreme these days, so it is about fucking time for some Extreme Porn. Extreme Holly boggles your imagination about porn. If it is fucked up, she does it. Ass to mouth, waterports, throat-fucking blowjobs, hardcore gangbangs, lesbianism, cum-drinking, cum-swapping, extreme insertions...I could go on...so I shall... bukakke, rough anal sex, fisting, lesbian bitch-fighting. Plus she's fucking hot, you'd think a slut who did all that shit would be a total skank! Enjoy...By the way, these are all VIDEO galleries, not just pics. So when I say you can see her snorting cum, I mean you can see a VIDEO of it in addition to the pictures. Enjoy you horny fuckheads! Let's start out with the most shocking fetish I've ever seen in my life: Extreme Holly SNORTS CUM! You don't see that very often...Oh, yeah, your mother did that last week, but it is a pretty rare sexual act! Extreme Holly gets massive cum facial Extreme Holly gets throat fucked Extreme Holly and lesbian pissing Extreme Holly fucked in the ass while sucking cock Extreme Holly swaps cum with Erin ***** I've been thinking about Mariah Carey. Her music...it sucks ass! But damn...she is hot as all HELL!
I'd do her...wouldn't you? Just tell her to shut the fuck up with the high pitched whiney singing. "Shut up Mariah...you're hot and all, just suck my dick! September 17th, 2005What do you think about wrestling? Pretty lame, eh? O.K. How about NUDE FEMALE WRESTLING?
Not so lame anymore! ***** Here is a funny fucking comic strip: Red Meat
It is demented. Sometimes it is stupid, but usually it is disturbing and funny at the same time. Kind of like your life. Yeah, I'm talking about YOU, dude...sitting there at your computer, surfing for porn, reading my blog. Your life is disturbing and funny. HA HA! September 14th, 2005This is about the hottest thing I've come across in awhile. It is a long video of two sexy babes on a ping pong table. They don't do much of anything except look sexy while Spanish music is playing in the background. Trust me, you'll like this one if you like babes.
***** You know those "Am I Hot or Not" Type sites? You gotta check this one out. Am I a Scary Clown or not? If you are afraid of clowns, don't go there.
Speaking of scary clowns, have you heard that there are some adults who have a severe phobia of clowns? That's pretty fucking funny, if you ask me. Fear of snakes...understandable. Fear of heights...hey, who isn't? Fear of clowns...dude, you're fucked up! ***** Finally, this video had me cracking up for ten minutes. This kid just saw "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" the previous night. His dad puts on a mask, sneaks up on HIS OWN SON while he's sleeping, and proceeds to turn on a real chainsaw, waking the kid up! Watch The worst dad ever!
September 13th, 2005It is time for the Porn Tastes Good song of the year award. It is Holiday by Greenday. This was decided by an acadamy of experts using the latest in data analysis technology...nah, I'm fucking with you, I just really like that song. Do you like hot lesbian porn? No? Faggot... Here is a hot lesbian movie from Sapphic Erotica.
September 12th, 2005No More Bush! During the 2004 election campaign, 8 super hot models shaved off their pussy hair to raise money to get rid of Bush. (Get it? No more bush...no more Bush?) I don't care if you are a republican or democrat...put politics aside, this video is fucking hot! About 3 Minutes.
***** I've redesigned this site a bit. Originally, this page was going to be static, with very few updates. I decided that was lame...if this site stayed the same every day, why the fuck would you want to come back here once you've seen it? I hope you all like the new design. All they tasty category pages are still in place, just click from the "Porn Menu" on the right. New galleries are being added daily! Enjoy the Porn... Big Balls Billy |
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