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October 31st, 2005
Happy Halloween! Man that sounds cheesy. "Happy Halloween! I'm 12! Trick or Treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!" When I was a little bastard, I played the famous dog poop trick on people who gave me raisins and other bad stuff. You light a bag of dog shit on fire and ding dong ditch them. Then when they answer the door, they stomp out the flaming bag of dog shit on their front step. During this, you run around to their back yard and bang on their back door. Now they come running to the back door to see what the commotion is about. As they run through the house...you geussed it...they track dog shit all over the house. Pretty high class prank if you ask me...serves the bastards right for not putting out Milky Ways or Butterfingers and giving you crappy apples or bags of pennies. Have you noticed the trend of women turning halloween costumes into "slutty" costumes? I think that is just great, and this trend needs to be encouraged. In fact, all holidays should be an excuse for women to dress slutty. Happy Thanksgiving...oops, my tits are falling out of my slutty Thanksgiving outfit while I cut the turkey! Merry Christmas...oops, my tits are falling out of my slutty elf costume as I put the lights on the tree!
***** Speaking of slutty, I discovered a new porn girl for you to enjoy. Her site is called Amber at Home. Must be quite a home, I don't think Amber is your typical domesticated housewife, ready to cook and clean for you. (Unless by "cook" and "clean" you really mean "give blowjobs to the neighbors" and "engage in sweaty gangbangs") She keeps a "diary" of all her slutty activities. Now when I see a diary like this on some girls random blog on Geocities or some shit, I usually don't believe a word of what she says. But with this chick, I tend to believe it, since she puts her pussy where her mouth is and backs up her claims with slutty videos. Example "BLOG" entry from Amber at Home: October 28: Hey there. Its Friday...and about time. Im ready for the weekend for sure. Its My big Halloween Party this weekend...Im looking forward to seeing lots of crazy costumes and crazy people. Halloween is such a great time of the year, I just love it. Not too much new with me. Last night I had my cam show...hopefully you got to stop in and see me. Oh yea, this weekend my friend Sammy is coming over to have some fun with me also. I think there may be some really hot group video in the making this weekend, so stay tuned for that. Sammy is such a little hotti. She is blonde, about 5 feet tall, big breasts, great smile and a body that just says hot hot hot! You will love her and I together. And, for all of you group sex lovers, you will love her and I together as we both get cock at the same time......mmmmm, now that sounds fun huh? Stay tuned for sure. Well, im off to work so I can get out for Happy hour later on. I love those happy hours, just never know who you might meet (with some meat)....lol. Well, have a great day and I will chat at you this weekend. Mua, Amber She's gotta learn to use apostrophes, and what the fuck is Mua? Oh well, I guess you can't expect a girl like that to know how to actually write... Well Im gonna go now. See you fuckers late. Mua, Big Balls Billy... "You can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick." George Carlin October 29th, 2005Reader's Mail: Dear Big Balls Billy. I really dig your site. But it seems to be a little softcore sometimes. When I look for porn on the Internet, I look for really hardcore dirty porn. Anyway, I just thought I'd put my two cents in; keep up the good work. Stay tasty! JKL25." Who says webmasters don't listen to their audince? Here ya go JKL 25. These video clips are from the Extreme Girl Network. They are for people sick and tired of xxx porn; people who want something more hardcore. Just when you thought porn can't any more degrading and extreme... these insane fuck whores take their sexual depravity to a whole new level: ASS STRETCHING, TRIPLE PENETRATION, HUGE INSERTIONS, DOUBLE ANAL. FISTING, CUM-SWAPPING, and A SHITLOAD MORE...
***** You may have heard that some asshole papparazzi snapped nude photos of Janet Jackson sunbathing nude in her back-yard. What in invasion of privacy! How unethical! Only a total thoughtless webmaster would take advantage of this horrible situation and exploit these ill gotten private photos... Here you go!
Sorry Ms. Jackson..but we caught you nude! October 28th, 200550 Cent, Jay-Z, Eminem, and Dr. Dre are all a bunch of pussies. They all have mommas who suck cocks in bukkake orgies. And they all are closet homosexuals. Nah, I'm just kidding, those guys are cool. I just wanted to start some shit between some famous rappers and Porn Tastes Good. Think of the awesome publicity for this site if 50 Cent started dissing porntastesgood.com in interviews on MTV. ***** Time for the MILF of the year award...drum roll please...
MADONNA She's fucking 47, and still smoking hot! *****
Have you ever noticed that there is sort of an unwritten rule in porn sites? 1. You can show HARDCORE SEX 2. You can show BONDAGE and S/M 3. But you damn well aren't supposed to show them together! Think about it. Any BDSM website you've ever seen has lots of pretty ladies tied up, but there is NO ACTUAL PENETRATION! Sure, they'll show a tied up hottie NEAR a guys cock, but you won't see any video of her fucking or sucking cock WHILE TIED UP! Bravely breaking this taboo, I present to you a new site called Sex and Submission. The pictures don't look very good when you open up these galleries, but each of the pictures is a link to a sample video clip, and the video clips are much better quality than the pics would lead you to believe. Full hardcore bondage combined with hardcore real sex. Enjoy this groundbreaking piece of Gonzo porn.
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Huh Huh Huh...he said "Gonzo Porn" October 25th, 2005What's up, fuckheads? I know that when you aren't surfing for porn on the Internet, you all play tons of video games. C'mon, let'ts face it, you don't have a life outside of the computer world. So to help you all out, I have discovered the best video game site ever, Moby Games. Whether you like Pac-Man, Pong, or Pokeman, Moby Games has it covered. Jesus, they even had information on Castlevania for the old freakin NES, which happens to be the best video game ever! How much more thorough can a website get? This site is the Google of video games, my friends. Enjoy assholes...
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"WASHINGTON (AP) — Gasoline prices, while still high by U.S. standards, are tumbling as Americans cut back driving and as post-hurricane repairs continue in the energy-rich Gulf of Mexico. The average U.S. retail price of unleaded regular gasoline fell sharply last week, dropping more than 12 cents to $2.60 a gallon, the Energy Information Administration said Monday. Still, prices remained slightly higher than pre-Hurricane Katrina levels." Well yippie kiy yay motherfucker! What a Goddamn bargain. I'm gonna throw me a party. You know what that means...a case of Milwaukee's Beast, some watermelon blunts filled with schwag, and $20 blowjobs from the neighborhood slut Wendy. Seriously, folks...everyone is psyched about gas that still costs over $2.50 a galleon. What happened to all that cheap oil we were supposed to be getting from Iraq? Oops...the pipelines got blown up, sorry. I digress...you came here looking for porn, not news, right? (If you typed in "news" on Google and ended up here by mistake, sorry. Move along, nothing to see here.) ***** It's time for another edition of...drum roll... Her Music Sucks...but we'd do her! The Pussy Cat Dolls! Don'tcha wish they were sucking your dick?
***** All right, let's cut to the chase and get to the freakin' porno. These galleries are brought to you by the letters T & A...actually, they are from Sexier.com, one of the better multi niche porn sites around.
***** If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people? October 23rd, 2005Hey fuckers. I surf the web quite a bit (Usually from about 7:00 P.M. to 5:00 A.M.) I spend part of that time looking for porn, usually from 8:00 P.M. to 4:20 A.M. I've noticed that porn sites are usually divided into 2 different categories:
Well, I've hit the porn jackpot with this one. Check out Twisty's
Had enough yet, wankers? I didn't think so...here's some more T & A for you...
***** Hey, guys...looking for a dominatrix to punish you? Do you like being dominated by strong women? I have just the chick for you!
***** I have decided that Republicans are scumbags....Just thought I'd mention that little fact. Of course, by saying something like that on a site that has nothing to do with politics, I run the risk of offending part of my veiwing audience. So if you are offended, I sincerely apologize...I mean go fuck youself you faggots. ***** Sometimes I find a random hottie on the Internet. Time to start another new feature on Porn Tastes Good: Random Hottie! These are just nice looking chicks I found. The pics are not links to anything. Clicking on the pics will not take you to another page full of naked chicks. It will just make your finger sore. Enjoy it for what it is, save the pic to your hard drive and jack off to it for all I care.
October 18th, 2005Have you ever heard of a Girly Gangbang? Well, now you have been informed about the new sex craze gripping America...
***** We are starting a new feature today: Her Music Sucks...but we'd fuck her! Britney Spears...
***** I went over to my local neighborhood pub and convinced some local cuties to let me snap pics of them with my cell phone camera.
You know that song by Spoon, I turn my Camera on? That is going to be my theme song. I think I should start a "Girls Gone Wild" type of business, but make it much sluttier. Like instead of flashing titties for 1.5 seconds, the girls have to take of there tops completely for a full 60 seconds on a public beach...for a t-shirt or something, drunk slutty chicks would probably do it for a "Girls Gone NUTS!" t-shirt. October 18th, 2005
So I haven't updated for awhile. Hey, this ain't CNN. I had better things to do...see, this hot Avon lady came to my door trying to sell some shit...one thing led to another...yadda yadda yadda...I gave her a Dirty Sanchez...yadda yadda yadda...her body was contorted into a pretzel like shape as I repeatedly fucked her, making her scream bloody murder as she howled with the full moon...yadda yadda yadda...and that is how I ended up buying $800 worth of makeup on Saturday afternoon. ***** Today's spotlight is on...STRIPPERS!
Fuck yeah, who doesn't like a hot stripper coming to your home and giving you a "Special" private dance. I've turned my basement into a "Champagne Room" for when I bring strippers home. It gets fucking expensive, though. "No matter what a stripper tells you There's no sex in the Champagne Room.. NONE! Oh there's CHAMPAGNE in the Champagne Room But you don't want champagne.. you want sex And there's NO sex.. in the Champagne Room." ---Chris Rock Fuck the greedy hoes! Bring the stippers to your computer screen instead, they don't talk smack and they don't suck up $20 every 5 minutes. Here are some pics from my favorite stripper website, Strippers.com
***** Why the Internet is dangerous: People with fucked up loony ideas have a soapbox to spread them! ***** A guy walks into a bar...and he drinks 12 shots of Jager and he gets stumbling, shitfaced, wasted, fucked up, praying to the porcelin God drunk. What, you thought the first sentance was the beginning of a joke? Oh, allright. Let's start over. A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a lady and a dog. The man asks, "Does your dog bite?". The lady answers, "Never!" The man reaches out to pet the dog and the dog bites him. The man says, "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" The woman replies, "He doesn't. This isn't my dog." ***** 6 Buck blowout. Have you ever had a 6 buck blowjob? I thought so, you freak. Anyway, here are a bunch of galleries from 6 Buck Amateurs. The price doesn't mean they're skanky bitches, it is just the monthly price of the website. Seriously, most websites charge you $20 to $30 a month for porn, why not get it for $6 a month, every month? See for yourself, I'm giving you 21 sample galleries for free. Enjoy you horny fuckers... 6Buck Amateurs 1 October 13th, 2005
Barry Manilow is pretty cool. If you like him, check out the link, just click the picture above.
I hope you didn't click the picture. If you did, you deserve it. Barry Manilow is a fag, folks. *****
Do you ever get writers block when doing work on the computer? I just thought this animated gif was pretty funny; I had to share it. ***** "WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PORN, BILLY?!!!" You might be asking by now. After all, this site is called "Porn Tastes Good." Keep your snake in your pants, it's coming. I just thought I'd enlighten you blokes with some entertainment first before showing naked boobies. Allright, here are some naked boobies. These titty videos and pictures are courtesy of Big Tits Round Asses. Actually, they are not courtesy of them; I nicked them from Big Tits Round Asses.
***** Goodnight, sleeptight, don't let the bedbugs bite. If you have bedbugs in your house...move. Seriously. That's fucked up; you need to earn some more money and live in a nicer home. October 10th, 2005
Complete Episode Guide to the Simpsons Why am I posting this? Because I love you all. Seriously, this is a gold-mine for Simpsons buffs. You will stay up late exploring every synopis from over 300 episodes...from the Simpsons Christmas Special (Episode #7G08, December 17 1989) to Milhouse of Sand and Fog (Episode #GABF19 / SI-1619, September 25th 2005.) It even gives previews of episodes coming later in 2005 and 2006 (This one sounds funny: Homer Simpson, This is Your Wife TBA Ricky Gervais of the BBC series The Office wrote and guest voices in this episode, as Homer and Marge join a wife-swapping reality TV series in order to get a widescreen TV ) Speaking of the Simpsons, here is a hardcore cartoon of them. It is totally unauthorized, and I'm not going to post the pic here for fear of Fox suing the pants off me, but it involves Marge's sister, two of the Springfield cops, and sex. ***** If you are a new reader of "PTG" (Porn Tastes Good,) I'm sorry. I mean Welcome to the site! By this point you're probably thinking "What the Fuck! Where's the free porn I came here for? Relax, dude (Or Ma'am.) There's a menu on the right hand column of this site! It is always there, it ain't going away. Those are the links to the 12 different porn categories. Each of those pages is more of a "Traditional" porn site I created. *****
Oh..so horny...me so horny..me love you long time! Asian women are often sterotyped in society. They are simple subserviant women who talk funny, have slanty eyes, and know "Ancient Chinese Secrets" about how to please their men. Here to join on the exploitation bandwagon, I bring to you some fun from Mr. Chew's Asian Beaver
October 8th, 2005Here are some really weird sites...the most unusual pron I've seen in awhile after seaching through the Porn Tastes Good database of 10 Terawatts of Porn. Me thinks you will like em...
October 5th, 2005Streaking...a pretty cool concept. Only problem is, it's usually dudes who have the guts to do it, not women. It is totally uncool when guys do it. O.K., it's pretty funny, think "Frank the Tank," but c'mon, no one wants to see a dude with his schlong waving around! Now when women do it...it ROCKS! Here are some famous female streakers.
Liene Buldure is a Latvian streaker who streaked at a Latvia-Portugal 2006 FIFA World Cup qualifier match held September 4, 2004 in Riga, Latvia. Asked why she did it, her response was: "I just wanted to prove that football can be interesting and peaceful, without football fans having to kick and punch each other." With the score still at 0-0, the Latvian team then promptly gave up 2 goals and lost the game. Here are some more heroic female streakers:
October 3rd, 2005I've moved all of September's Now that September has ended, go wake up Billy Joe Armstrong from Greenday. How many kid's with A.D.D. does it take to change a light bulb? Hey, I was flipping through stations on the radio and that song "My Humps" came on.
Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas...Goddess of the moment. What would you do to see her nude? I'd lick the entire length of a bowling alley.. *****
Crack Cocaine: It's not just for breakfast anymore... ***** Orgies are pretty fun, but sometimes it is hard to find one on short notice. Go get six bucks. That's less than you spend on the super size "value meal" at Wendy's. Now watch lots of porno. You never have to leave home again! Except to get Wendy's. Man, those motherfuckers should deliver, I have a taste for a spicy chicken sandwich. Even though it's not spicy, I have to load some Habenero sauce on it to kick it up.
***** That's all for today, fuckers. October 2nd, 2005I went to church this morning, and I've seen the light. I've got bad news for all you readers of my blog; PORNOGRAPHY is SIN! I have decided that I can no longer support this carnel filth. So instead I am turning this site into a religious blog.
PSYCHE!Oops...looks like you've reached the end of the October content. Or is it the beginning of the October content? Whatever. Dude, there is plenty more from Porn Tastes Good in the Achives!ARCHIVES
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