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January 21, 2008Happy Martin Luther King day! *****
Bangin Blacks is the best place to go for hardcore ebony porn.
***** How about some offensive ethnic jokes...against white HONKYS!
What's white and fourteen inches long? Absolutely nothing!
What do you call 500,000 honkys jumping out of a plane? Snow.
What do you call 300 honkys chasing a black man? The PGA tour.
Why do so many honkys get lost skiing? It's hard to find them in the snow.
How many honkys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, white men will screw anything.
What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? A white girl's ass!
If anyone is offended by today's post...I am deeply sorry. I mean go fuck yourself.
January 12, 2008
Here are some movie preview galleries from Ultimate Surrender, the best nude female wrestling site out there. What is Ultimate Surrender? Competitive female sexual wrestling!
In Ultimate Surrender, each match is followed by a "winner fucks the loser" segment with real domination and very hot sex with a strap-on. Also, lots of forced finger fucking and face sitting.
Most women run the spectrum from average bodies to very well toned, without masculine looking bodybuilders, and maintains an amateur feel. This is a very nice sight for fnas of "girl fights." Ultimate Surrender employs an elaborate scoring system and rule set to ensure true competition. The key to this, is that when a dominated wrestler has anything sexual happen to her, she is penalized by "shame points" for her submission. These points follow the wrestlers for their entire careers on the site. Also, the winner gets paid more than the loser, ensuring a real competition!
Each Ultimate Surrender match is a series of three rounds, and if female wrestling with a sexual twist excites you, you'll enjoy them. The videos can be viewed with both broadband or modem connections in Real Player and Windows Media formats. The broadband version's look good. The movies range in length from 16-50 minutes each and are divided into clips for easier downloads. Check out Ultimate Surrender for more details. Sick of just watching the short previews and want to see and download full length movies? Join Here.  *****
The staff at Porn Tastes Good have decided to endorse Mike Huckabee for the presidency. Why? Because he doesn't believe in bullshit like "Evolution" or "Science." Who needs that crap thats's not in the Holy Bible? Also, Mike has agreed that Porn is O.K., and he has admitted that he is "an occasional reader of the weblog Porn Tastes Good." 1 Thanks for the support, Mike!
***** Sick and Politically Incorrect Jokes: (Don't say we didn't warn you!) A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend "You won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything. His friend replies, "That's great: did you get a blow job?" Oh, no: I never found her head. * Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor. The doctor says: "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life." Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?" The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead." * what is better than coming in first at the special olympics? NOT being fucking retarded in the first place! * Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? A: Put a nipple on it. * Q: What's the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken. * Oops, looks like todays post is over, folks. Have a nice day! The staff at PTG wish the best for you out of life.
January 6, 2008
How about we start off the day with some Fucking Machines video galleries? Maybe you have no clue what Fucking Machines are. Well, they are exactly what they sound like! This site is full of extremely clever and comlex machines that plunge dildos in and out of chicks pussies and asses extremely rapidly. Each of these galleries have 6 movie previews you can watch and download.
Fucking Machines is a unique concept that will astonish you by its ability to get you off. Even if you're skeptical, try it out and I guarantee you will be surprised how horny girls get from interacting with the machine. And here they were, saying that guys need to be considerate if they want to excite women...
Sex at 350 R.P.M.! No fake orgasms or false emotions – everything looks very hot and live. These girls seem to be real live people… not old washed up pornstars. These models really love and enjoy what they do with these machines. They just fuck naturally and all of the sensations and feelings reflect onto their faces and bodies. It's all perfectly done.
Movie clips are of two types – for Real player and for Windows Media Player. They have long films, 30-60 minutes in length, for members who have broadband connections. Each movie page contains large snapshots from clips that helps surfers to choose exactly what they want to see. Check out Fucking Machines for more details. Sick of just watching the short previews and want to see and download full length movies? Join Here.  ***** Funny Craigslist Postings: We met for a drink and you caught me making out with a man - m4w I'm sorry. You were taking so long in the bathroom and this guy was looking at me. Next thing I knew we were making out and you came back and stormed out of the bar. I just want you to know that I really liked you and I'm not gay, I just have gay experiences sometimes. You are a beautiful girl and I'm glad that you came on date with me. I would like very much to try again. This time I will give all my love to you. Potato Cannon It's 8ft long. My neighbors figured out what was happening so I need to get rid of it today. Wanted: Heart Surgeon for 1/2 Day Gig - No Pay Hi, I need a triple bypass surgery and want to have it done ASAP. We don't have any funds at the moment, but I'll have a friend videotape the whole procedure, and you can have a copy of the DV tape. We're also planning to pitch the idea to some honchos at HBO, so you'll be in on the Ground Floor! It shouldn't take more than 6-7 hours. No amateurs - Experienced Heart Surgeons ONLY! More funny Craigslist postings here. ***** January 1, 2008
Wow, it is already fucking 2008! In just 10 months or so, we will be electing either Hillary "I am not a robot" Clinton or Mike "Jesus Christ!" Huckabee president. And if we are lucky, Bush will have started another war or two in the middle east by then as well! Enough politics...you came here for some PORN! Well, 2008 is going to be a pussy licking, cum spurting, ass fucking, titty slapping good year! *****
I spent awhile debating what kind o' porn to put on the first post of 2008. I mean, there are so many wonderful genres out there...hardcore gangbangs, nice softcore nude babes, female nude wrestling, gilf porn, etc...but I decided on some sweet lesbian porn! I like lesbian porn, cause there is no annoying dick to get in the way of the visual feast of watching two (or more) hot babes just going at it! I love to watch these vids from Sapphic Erotica. They only choose the hottest models, and they really go at it, there is lots of juicy licking and sucking sounds, and lots of sweet pink pussy right in your face.
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O.K., here are the details about Sapphic Erotica. The site is updated 7 times a week, so there is always fresh content. The models are all young, and they are all stunningly attractive. The movies are typically 15-30 minutes long and 640x480 resolution or higher. There are both recurring and non-recurring membership options, and also multi-month memberships which are cheaper by the day. $29.95 for 30 days, rebills every 30 days until cancelled * $49.95 for 60 days non-rebilling ** $59.95 for 90 days non-rebilling ** $89.95 for 180 days non-rebilling * You can cancel rebills at any time. ** You are billed only once. Click here for more info about Sapphic Erotica, the Rolls Royce of Lesbian Porn.™ Lesbians are VAGITARIANS! *****
December 17, 2007RON PAUL! Ron Paul 2008! Ron Paul Blog! Vote Ron Paul! I hope someone "Googles Ron Paul" and ends up on this site. Goddamn, I just want that to happen... ***** I can't think of anything fun and creative to entertain you fuckers today, so I'll just post some Porn Pay-Per-View previews. I like this, cause you don't have to pay a monthly fee, you just pre-pay for the minutes you want and then you unzip your pants and watch the purty ladies doing hardcore things.
***** December 12, 2007
***** There is some kind of porn for everyone. I present to you: ARAB STREET HOOKERS! 100 lashes for you, woman!
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These folks have an idea: tons of people around the world have an orgasm at the same time on December 22. Why? For world peace. Huh...sure, why the fuck not, its worth a try! I think Dennis Kucinich should know about this, he probably will talk about it on the campaign trail! "The Global Consciousness Project, located in Princeton, New Jersey, runs a network of Random Event Generators around the world which record changes in their randomness during global events. The results show that human consciousness can be measured to have a global effect on matter and energy during widely-watched events such as the collapse of the World Trade Center towers, large antiwar protests, natural catastrophes, acts of war and mass meditations. Concentrated consciousness has measurable effects. Our minds influence Matter and Quantum Energy fields, so by concentrating our thoughts during and after The Big O on peace and partnership, the combination of high orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention for peace could reduce global levels of violence, hatred and fear." ***** Every once in awhile, we talk about the second best thing in life (FOOD!) since this site is called Porn Tastes Good after all. Well, this is a drink based on a food. Nifty drink, sporto! Try it... Banana Split Drink Recipe
***** December 10, 2007I saw The Golden Compass, the controversial kid's fantasy movie. It is great...Nicole Kidman is the hottest MILF of the year, and it has the Coca Cola bears in a violent bloody fight!
MILF Nicole Kidman+Violent Coca Cola bears+Anti Religious Message=GREAT KIDS MOVIE!
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The Christmas season is fast approaching. (If you are from another religion and are bothered that I am mentioning just Christmas and not the other holidays...Fuck you...I mean, sorry for being a non politically correct asshole.) Nothing screams CHRISTMAS like a little hardcore BDSM, whippings, spankings, and videos of women howling in pain. Joy to the world!
These video galleries are from The Training of O, a new hardcore BDSM site.
***** Why Christmas Trees Are Better Than Women 10. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past. 9. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices. 8. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet. 7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls. 6. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home. 5. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it. 4. When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away. 3. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees. 2. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day. 1. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck. ***** This post is over, dude! But if you like blowjobs, read the previous post... December 5, 2007Hey, you. If you're a Porn Tastes Good viewer, you probably like a good blowjob. Nothing beats the feeling of having a hot babe get down on her knees and suck you off. Especially if she is good at it. Looking down on her...its a lovely site! Seeing your cock get swallowed up by red lips, watching her bob her pretty head up and down, seeing your dickhead inside her cheeks. Listening to the wet slurping and sucking sounds, hearing her heavy breathing as she gives you good head. Well, I think you'll like this website I found. It is called Blowjob Point of View. Basically, it is a video simulation of a blowjob from your point of view. So loosen your pants and enjoy!
Check out the main page of Blowjob Point of View for more details. ***** Here is a video of Woman dressed from head to toe in the Gimp outfit from Pulp Fiction, with her pussy and ass exposed, riding on a homeade moterized vehicle outside, with a dildo machine shoving a dildo in and out of her pussy as she rides the vehicle. Did you catch all that? This isn't a sight you see all too often on the streets of Peoria.  The Gimpette WTF? ***** Well, that's all for today folks. I mean, c'mon, how the fuck can we top that? Good night and good luck.December 3, 2007I though we'd start out the day with some nice pics of groups of girls getting topless and naked together. Everything is more fun with friends!
***** I think we have to be more careful about the toys being manufactured in China this Christmas season...
***** Fun Porn Movie Titles: The Cockfather Screwin' Miss Daisy The Whores of Madison County Amityview Whore The Flintbones Titanic Tits Smokey and the Ass Bandit Good Night and Good Fuck Lara Croft - Womb Raider Tits a Wonderful Life Backside to the Future On Golden Blonde The Dykes of Hazzard Kindergarden C*ck Forrest Hump ET - The Extratesticle Edward Penis Hands Muffy the Vampire Lay-er Schindler's Fist Pulp Friction Interview with the Vibrator ***** Here are some nice movie galleries from FTV (First Time Video) girls, they specialize in extreme female masturbation videos.
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December 1, 2007
***** It is time for the official Porn Tastes Good presidential candidate endoresment. We proudly support Dennis Kucinich. We had a strict selection process, which was asking one question: which candidate's wife would we like to fuck? And here she is...our future first lady, Elizabeth Kucinich!
***** If you could fuck one of the following two women, which would you choose? Former Attorney General Janet Reno, or Paris Hilton?
Oh yeah...Paris Hilton has been dead for 2 hours in this scenario... Giggity, Giggity, Giggity!
***** ***** Here comes the PORN...
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The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. I went to a garage sale. I asked "How much for the garage?" If God dropped acid, would he see people? I installed a skylight in my apartment...The people who live above me are furious. _________________________________ This site gets a lot of visitors, yet I get hardly any e-mail besides spam from people telling me how I can enlarge my penis. My penis is big enough, thanks though. Anyway, I would love to get some e-mail from readers of this blog, so tell me what you think! Anything in particular you'd like to see on this blog? Requests, hate mail, whatever, send me an E-mail. Oops...looks like you've reached the end of the blog content. Perhaps you might want to browse the Archives? BROWSE THE ARCHIVES FUCKER! ARCHIVES:November 2007 |
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Hey lucky reader! You've come to the end of the site. Nothing to see here...move along! Fun Sex Trivia: To skeet is to "pull out" of a woman during intercourse and to "shoot" your ejaculate over the woman. In short they both involve a "pull and shoot" method. If you've ever heard the song "Laffy Taffy" by D4L, they refer to Skeet. There are five calories in a teaspoon of semen. Women who went to college are more likely than high school dropouts to enjoy both the giving and receiving of oral sex. In 1995, a man lifted 250lbs of weight two feet off the floor - with his erect penis. Wyoming’s Grand Tetons mountain range literally means “Big Tits” About 1% of the adult female population are able to achieve orgasm solely through breast stimulation. According to a national study of female sexuality, candles are the artificial device used most frequently by women during masturbation. Lip stick was said to have been invented in the Eygptian times for women that specialized in oral sex. They wanted their lips to look more inviting. According to a U.S. market research firm, the most popular American bra size is currently 36C, up from 1991 when it was 34B. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Texas law makes it illegal for a woman to own more than six sex toys. Americans spend more money on peep shows and strip clubs then all forms of legitimate theater, Broadway, classical music, opera, and jazz combined. There are nearly 150 new adult video titles released weekly. |
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Hey lucky reader! You've come to the end of the site. Nothing to see here...move along! Hey, robots...do you like dirty pics? I don't know if I have any naked pics that might interest you...hmm...maybe you all would like Sex on the beach recipe:
Fill a highball glass with ice, pour in vodka and peach schnapps, then fill glass with half orange juice and half cranberry juice.
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Here are some unusual fetishes. Get your kink on...She's a very sexy girl...the kind you don't take home to mother...she's a freak, a super superfreak! I'm Rick James, BITCH!
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I like pussy, I love porn! Especially when it is free porn. I love boobs, and I dig hentai! I read erotic stories, and pink porn, of course we can't forget amature sex. Hot sex, and a lot of sexual advice: abstinance is for losers! Get laid today...but if not, we have a lot of hot adult pics for you to jack off too here at Porn Tastes Good! So I spread this wet beaver open and licked some hot pussy...mmm, porn tastes good! Yummy sex juices, and wide open red labias, and feeling up some nice perky teen boobs (18 or older, of course!) Don't you want to see some pornographic videos today? You have cum to the right place, for some hot dirty sex! |
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