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December 15, 2008
***** All Sex Guide has a tutorial on how to get your woman to watch adult movies with you. Try to get cozy while watching the movie Don’t just watch the movie. Cuddle up to your lover, caress her, kiss her while the movie is on. Let her know that telling you what she likes is a big turn on. Make the movie just something on TV in the background while you make love to your woman. Try to engage in erotic talk with your partner. This isn’t just a regular movie, so it is not to be viewed that way. But don’t push her too much. It is up to you to read how she is with it. But giving her some loving while it’s on, shows that you’re not interested in the women in the movie. Be very attentive to her.
You should probably start her off with something softcore to kind of ease her into it. Big Balls Billy recommends Cum Swapping Anal Whores.
***** Hey, remember Cracked Magazine? It was sort of a half assed knock off of Mad Magazine, aimed at more of a kiddie audience. I just discovered that they have a great humor website, and it is most definately NOT for little ones anymore! Check out their article, 9 Awesome Places to Have Sex (And the Horrific Consequences) My favorite? Number 3: In the woods. "Though it's a debated issue, there's some evidence to suggest the stank you put off while rutting around in your tent like two sausages trying to fit in the same casing smells like a little slice of heaven to Yogi and BooBoo. A couple were found dead in Glacier National Park back in 1980 after being attacked by a bear and it was speculated that sex is what had attracted the bear in the first place. Most people tell you to keep food tightly sealed so that bears won't come after you, but you should keep your legs sealed for the same reason. And let's be honest, while some sex may be worth being caught by the authorities, you're hard pressed to present a single case of boning that's worth a bear attack." ***** Public Disgrace is a great new porn site for sick fucks like you that want to see shit like women walked on leashes like dogs in public places.
Info on how to join Public Disgrace to see full length movies like this. December 13, 2008
***** Ever wonder why there is something and not nothing? Think about it for awhile...it will drive you crazy. (Unless your answer is: Duh! GOD created it all! By the way, god spelled backwards is dog.) ***** On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did." The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top." ***** Porn tastes good...our mission is to find weirdness on the web and share it with you. It is not that hard... Were people this fucking weird before the Internet, and we just didn't know about it? Or are they becoming weirder because of the internet? If I was in skool, I'd write a thesis about it or sumthin, but I ain't that smart. Ok, here's some weirdness I had not previously known about. Cake Farts. Yes, you read that right. First watch the video, then watch a youtube clip of dudes watching the video you just watched. God, that last sentance sounds like something the dude who wrote being John Malkovich would say.
December 12, 2008Some nice lesbian hottie movie galleries...I kissed a girls twat and I liked it! Taste of her cherry pussy...
All are from Sapphic Erotica...of course! This is the only lesbian site I pay like because it has good quality video and the girls are young. Be sure to turn the sound on for the videos, the noises are killer. ***** OK, there are a lot of weird fucking people on the internet, but this one is beyond belief. Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes Yes, folks...some wack job has published a book about cooking with cum. "Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!" It is by some lady named Fotie Photenhauer. I think I'll avoid going to her house for Christmas dinner.
what's sticky, white and falls from the sky? The cumming of the Lord December 9, 2008Merry Christmas! _________________________________ This site gets a lot of visitors, yet I get hardly any e-mail besides spam from people telling me how I can enlarge my penis. My penis is big enough, thanks though. Anyway, I would love to get some e-mail from readers of this blog, so tell me what you think! Anything in particular you'd like to see on this blog? Requests, hate mail, whatever, send me an E-mail. Oops...looks like you've reached the end of the blog content. Perhaps you might want to browse the Archives? BROWSE THE ARCHIVES FUCKER! ARCHIVES: |
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Hey lucky reader! You've come to the end of the site. Nothing to see here...move along! Fun Sex Trivia: To skeet is to "pull out" of a woman during intercourse and to "shoot" your ejaculate over the woman. In short they both involve a "pull and shoot" method. If you've ever heard the song "Laffy Taffy" by D4L, they refer to Skeet. There are five calories in a teaspoon of semen. Women who went to college are more likely than high school dropouts to enjoy both the giving and receiving of oral sex. In 1995, a man lifted 250lbs of weight two feet off the floor - with his erect penis. Wyoming’s Grand Tetons mountain range literally means “Big Tits” About 1% of the adult female population are able to achieve orgasm solely through breast stimulation. According to a national study of female sexuality, candles are the artificial device used most frequently by women during masturbation. Lip stick was said to have been invented in the Eygptian times for women that specialized in oral sex. They wanted their lips to look more inviting. According to a U.S. market research firm, the most popular American bra size is currently 36C, up from 1991 when it was 34B. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Texas law makes it illegal for a woman to own more than six sex toys. Americans spend more money on peep shows and strip clubs then all forms of legitimate theater, Broadway, classical music, opera, and jazz combined. There are nearly 150 new adult video titles released weekly. |
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Hey lucky reader! You've come to the end of the site. Nothing to see here...move along! Hey, robots...do you like dirty pics? I don't know if I have any naked pics that might interest you...hmm...maybe you all would like Sex on the beach recipe:
Fill a highball glass with ice, pour in vodka and peach schnapps, then fill glass with half orange juice and half cranberry juice.
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Here are some unusual fetishes. Get your kink on...She's a very sexy girl...the kind you don't take home to mother...she's a freak, a super superfreak! I'm Rick James, BITCH!
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I like pussy, I love porn! Especially when it is free porn. I love boobs, and I dig hentai! I read erotic stories, and pink porn, of course we can't forget amature sex. Hot sex, and a lot of sexual advice: abstinance is for losers! Get laid today...but if not, we have a lot of hot adult pics for you to jack off too here at Porn Tastes Good! So I spread this wet beaver open and licked some hot pussy...mmm, porn tastes good! Yummy sex juices, and wide open red labias, and feeling up some nice perky teen boobs (18 or older, of course!) Don't you want to see some pornographic videos today? You have cum to the right place, for some hot dirty sex! |
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